What is happening with Americans?

I am totally depressed, distressed, decompressed… There was an article in one of our major weekly news magazines about the new plastic surgery procedure in the States… toe tucks, or foot-lifts. I kind you not! Just snip a bit of bone, sinew, and skin away, and voilá scrawny toes? Is anyone even looking? What, everyone wants skinny toes. Yuck.