02 August, 2006

How Many Children Does He Have?

Boy, isn’t Mad Max getting a lot of attention these days? And boy, I liked him so much better when he was young and playing Mad Max, or even (or particularly) the Lethal Weapons series. Definitely I liked him until I found out that he took the bible literally about only having sex if his intention was to impregnate his wife. How many children does he have? And most importantly, does that mean that he has only had sex twelve times in the last twenty years?

Why is the media acting as if they are surprised at his horrible and ugly statements? Over the last few days nearly every online newpaper (e.g. NYT editorial), blog (e.g. my hero Arianna H.) or even You Tube parody is mentioning the incident. It is not as if this guy has been hiding his true sentiments about anyone of any minority, except for the narrow-minded-but-higly-influencial-and-big-mouthed-and-
even-bigger-bollocked-arsch-baring-idot minority he belongs to. Sorry, don’t mean to sound mean and vindictive; just know that I am trying to be light and ironic; not something I do well.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if he went on a prolonged cure and then disappeared into obscurity?

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