What matters is actually a variety of things...
- your blue fishnet stockings must line up on a
straight seam
- blue fishnet does not match your
daisy-patterned pink dress (no further explanation is offered)
- mascara is to be applied heavily, but should
under no circumstances clump
- if, eee-gads, your lashes stick together, use the
end of a safety pin to draw them apart
- pink lipgloss is not lipstick
- when you apply lipstick, always briefly press
down your lips on a tissue
- be constantly aware of getting lipstick on your
teeth, that is so vulgar
It is sometimes bloody awful to be the youngest of three sisters.
(This post is part of my "Growing Up & Growing Old" project.)
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